Saturday, July 26, 2008

Apples

I've been eating a lot of apples lately. At least one a day. Every time I eat an apple it reminds me of watching The NeverEnding Story. Particularly the part where Bastian is reading the book and eating an apple. Motherfucker eats the entire apple, core and all. I've always wondered how the hell he does that.....eat the core of an apple? Kid's crazy man. That has to fuck shit up. Maybe, if he ate some dirt an apple tree would grow out of his ass. That would have made that movie so much better. So, I've been eating a lot of apples lately....

2 comments:

Unknown said...

i hope all of your dreams come true...

Anonymous said...

I always thought I was the only one that pondered this! To the point where I actually just googled for "bastian eats apple core neverending story". I too have been eating lots of apples lately, bringing this scene back to the forefront of my late night musings. Thank you for validating the freakshow that is the apple core scene. Jess